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One Charr named Ximone is passed the fuck out on the warm wooden floorboards, curled up like a domestic cat with both her paws wrapped around her legs, which are sticking straight out. I hear we call this “shrimping.” Ximone’s floortime is accompanied by the Sylvari Lastborn. He’s lying naked on the floor with every limb splayed out for maximum photosynthetic potential. Yuri stands in front of the two of them with a ceramic mug, looking off-camera with groggy exasperation.]